men dette var så bra at eg måtte låne det. Serendipity cat publiserte denne, og eg må berre gjenta den her. Vi er vel ikkje alle så ille?
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this fu*k’n house knows HOW to change a fu*k’n light bulb! They don’t even know that the fu*k’n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fu*k’n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the god dam*ed light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME FU*K’N CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fu*k’n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME fu*k’n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FU*KER EVER PICKS UP OR
CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE FU*K’N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FU*K’N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE FU*K’N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
What was the question?