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Eg støttar vanlegvis ikkje plagiat…

men dette var så bra at eg måtte låne det. Serendipity cat publiserte denne, og eg må berre gjenta den her. Vi er vel ikkje alle så ille?

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman’s Answer:

One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this fu*k’n house knows HOW to change a fu*k’n light bulb! They don’t even know that the fu*k’n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fu*k’n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the god dam*ed light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME FU*K’N CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fu*k’n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would

STILL BE IN THE SAME fu*k’n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FU*KER EVER PICKS UP OR

CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE FU*K’N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FU*K’N HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE FU*K’N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I’m sorry.

What was the question?

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Kvinne, bur i Oslo og har feriehus i Billingsfors, lever med mat, musikk, dufter og ein hage, gjer mitt beste for å nyte livet.

5 Comments

  1. Cherie says

    Eg ler rått!!! Den var god, tatt på kornet – ;-D

  2. Den er kongebra! 😀 Og det er ikke plagiat!! Bare å spre videre, det er tross alt ikke jeg som har skrevet teksten!

  3. I min ungkarsverden lever jeg i lykkelig uvitenhet om dette og jeg skjønner at jeg har valgt rett. 😆

  4. Iduns says

    det var så eg skulle sagt det sjølv. Og eg har sannsynlegvis sagt det sjølv også, bare på norsk

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