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Vi nordmenn syns det er fantastisk morsomt når utlendingar meiner noko om oss. Eg fann denne bloggen her om dagen, som er skriven av Nicole, som er frå USA og bur i Molde som utvekslingsstudent med AFS. Ho har laga ei festleg liste over når ein veit ein er norsk. Her er den:

-you start believe that if it wasn’t for Norway’s efforts the world would collapse.

-you only buy your own drink at the bar even when you are with a group of people.

-you can’t remember when to say «please» and «excuse me».

-you always prepare to catch the closing door if following closely behind somebody.

-a stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume that:

a) he is drunk

b) insane

c) American

d) all of the above

-silence is fun.

-you use «Mmmm» as conversation filler.

-you actually believe that there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.

-you know Norway’s results in the last three years in the «Melodi Grand Prix» song contest (Eurovision Song Contest).

-it seems nice to spend a week in a small wooden cottage up in the mountains, with no running water and no electricity.

-you know at least five different words for describing different kinds of snow.

-an outside temperature of 9 degrees Celsius ( 45F ) is mild in mid June.

-you know the difference between Blue and Red ski wax.

-you don’t fall over when walking on ice.

-you associate Friday afternoon with a trip to the Government liquor store.

-you think nothing of paying $50 for a bottle of «cheap» spirits at Vinmonopolet («the wine monopoly»).

-it’s acceptable to eat lunch at 11.00 and dinner at 15.00.

-it no longer seems excessive to spend $100 on drinks one night.

-you know that «religious holiday» means «let’s get pissed».

-you find yourself more interested in the alcohol content than in the name of the wine.

-you enjoy the taste of lutefisk (jelly-like, bad-smelling fish) and cod prepared in any way, including fried cod tongues.

-you like to wrap your hotdog in a cold pancake.

-you associate warm rice porridge with Saturday and christmas-eve.

-you can prepare fish in five different ways without cooking it.

-you wear sandals with socks.

-your wardrobe no longer has suits, but blue shirts and mustard coloured sportjackets.

-you don’t look twice at business men in dark suits wearing sport socks.

-it feels natural to wear sport clothes and backpack everywhere, including the cinema, bowling alley, and to church.

-you find yourself speaking halfway Swedish with Swedes.

-you can’t understand why foreigners haven’t heard about Bjorn Daehlie.

-you don’t question the habit of always making “matpakke” (sandwich in paper – some sort of lunch packet)

-you know the meaning of life has something to do with the word “koselig” (cosy)

-you get scared when a stranger randomly starts up a conversation with you.

-you can’t stand leaving the country because people everywhere else are so nice, it’s annoying.

-you look away when you walk by people on the street.

-you vigorously defend whaling and enjoy consuming whale meat.

-you have two cars, a cabin and a boat, if not more.

-you think it’s weird if a house isn’t wooden.

-you earn more than you spend.

-you associate Easter with cross-country skiing with friends and family in the familys mountain cabin.

-you are shocked if it’s not 2 months of snow every year, at least!

-you can see mountains and the ocean, no matter where you are.

-you expect all dinner parties and meetings to start precisely on time, if not before.

-you fall 3 meters, and don’t get hurt. If you do, you’re not worried at all.

-you get your hands on Norwegian chocolate and guard it with your life

-you are more afraid of the Customs than terrorists.

-you would rather miss your flight than not have enough time to buy the duty free alcohol quota.

-you order drinks at Gardemonen (Oslo Intl Airport) at 6 am

-you say ”oh well, down it goes” when served bad wine.

-you actually think that fishballs have taste.

-you barbecue when it’s raining.

-you have bad conscience if you’re not outside when it’s sunny

-you get dozy after only two days of sun

-you go for a swim when it’s only 12 degrees Celsius (53F) in the water and claims that it’s “fresh”

-in winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark – while only working eight-hour days.

-if there’s a terrorist attack on the other side of the world, your first reaction is «oh my god, did any Norwegians get hurt?»

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Kvinne, bur i Oslo og har feriehus i Billingsfors, lever med mat, musikk, dufter og ein hage, gjer mitt beste for å nyte livet.

11 Comments

  1. Au, det traff! (Og mer som ei mitraljøse enn en krager.) 😆

  2. Jepp, DA er man norsk! 😀
    (denne har jeg sett før, så jeg tror hun må ha stjålet den….)

  3. Huff så bra 😀

    Som en person som faktisk jobber på flyplassen før klokken 6 (om morgenen); kan jeg bekrefte at noen mennesker faktisk blir sure fordi vår sjenketillatelse begynner presis 6:00. :/

  4. Jeg syns ikke det virker som hun liker nordmenn noe særlig…?

    Med god grunn, kanskje 😉

  5. Hehehe. En del av de har jeg sett andre steder, men ikke alle. Liker særlig godt den om hva du tror når en ukjent begynner å snakke med deg på gaten.

  6. Oj. Denne synes jeg gjorde litt vondt. Hvis det er sånn utlendinger ser oss, er jeg ikke sikker på om jeg skal være dritstolt av å være norsk nordmann i Norge. Det verste er at det meste av det stemmer. Jeg håper inderlig vi har andre egenskaper også – som kanskje kan kalles kvaliteter … 🙂

  7. Den her er gammel med noen nye innslag – synes fortsatt den med å kle hotdog i en kald pannekake er best 🙂
    Glemmer aldri første norsk koldtbord jeg ble bedt på: da jeg kunne dra hjem og fortelle at de hadde servert kald eggerøre som festmat. Bare sammenling med om du hadde vært servet kald speilegg og tenk på din reaksjon . . .

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